The F*ck Stupid Norway... "Here come the idiots marching in..."

Charicaturely of Norway: "we have our military attaches out there in the World. You are under our control as each of our military attaches control thousands of haters in EACH country! And we have supreme hate-material and ideas and torture clinics to feed them with! Our "Fly Minister" by code "J. S." will make a Ghost Warrior public announcement, secretly, through the usual channels! We hope to go undetected through to the most important people of the World to inform them of their slave status "as an offer they can't refuse" (also that Aasif Mandvi fails to see us as we are /so/ dark, our military attaches riding the Shadow Warriors)! And by our instigated riots of all important World summits, YOU WILL FEEL OUR MIGHT, OUR TERROR, as we crapify the World, unhinged and insidioulsy! Terror to the World, Everybody in the house...!!!"